why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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