What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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