I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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