Grow some girl-balls and come out already
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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