Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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