Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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