The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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