my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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