He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We need to get me chipped asap
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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