I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's blow job season.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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