I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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