So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I love having hate sex.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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