**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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