check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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