Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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