I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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