It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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