I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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