Whod you bang
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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