Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
ttyl tear gas
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
