Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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