party gras won. party gras always wins.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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