Dude my mom stole all your condoms
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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