i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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