i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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