No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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