My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We left an ass print on the piano.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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