Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just pee around me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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