Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
