She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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