I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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