I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
