if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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