Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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