therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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