Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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