So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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