she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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