He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you would pick up someone in the library
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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