I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
People with herpes should wear stickers.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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