He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Drunk is not a location!
do nipples grow back?
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