How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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