I'm gonna have a badass scar
one might say we're banned from that church
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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