Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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