There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
