As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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