"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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