She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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