i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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