Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
When did we convert life to cartoon?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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