I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just google imaged poop.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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