it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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